How to be good at sex when you’ve never done it before

1)      Are you a virgin? If yes, continue. If not, stop being a pervert.

2)      Take it very, very slow.

3)      No, slower than that.

4)      You’re going too fast.

5)      Now it’s over.

6)      Wait.

7)      Try again.

8)      Don’t read this ever again.

You cannot unring a bell

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