Bachelor Tip #16

When you need to fart on dates 1-16 (plus or minus 93), go outside.  I don’t care what the excuse is.  Just do it.  Otherwise you end up with that weird thing where you fart up into your body.  It sounds like stomach grumbling but you just ate.  It happens again and again. It will inhabit your airwaves if it goes long enough.  I’ve heard it happen.   Either way, now you have no idea what she’s talking about. None.


Everyone will feel better about it.

Everyone is entitled to a breath of fresh air.

“Case Closed.”

Later on there will be a discussion of when to “have that talk” sometime between dates 1-16 (plus or minus 93)


Do you see what happens when you hold a fart inside?

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