How to be good at dancing when you don’t know how to dance

  1.  Do you have no rhythm but a lot of confidence? If yes, proceed. If not, you should have some confidence.
  2. Do not move your hips violently.
  3. Move your hands around a lot to take attention away from your hips
  4. See if you can mimic the hip movements of someone of the opposite sex who knows how to dance.
  5. It is easier if you are very close to this person.
  6. Proceed with caution and confidence. 
  7. Stop moving your hands a lot if you are very close to said person
  8. Quit before you get uncontrollably sweaty and swampy the dance monster comes out.  

 

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