How to be good at cleaning your place in 12 minutes for an amorous encounter

    1. Are you single and would you say yes to a booty call?  If yes, continue.  If no, I get it.  Kind of.
    2. Create ventilation.
    3. All outstanding clothes in the closet.
    4. Focus on the toilets.  Clean furiously.
    5. Make sure the bedsheets are presentable and smell like nothing.
    6. All dishes in the dishwasher. No dishwasher?  Put them in drawers or under the sink.
    7. The doorbell rang.  That’s her.
    8. Keep the lights low.
    9. If it’s not love, wear a glove

      Wait, I don't get it.

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