How to be good at skateboarding

1) Are you under 25 years old? If yes, continue. If not, buy a bike.

2) Put a hat on askew.

3) Pretend like you care about nothing

4) Drop your pants to the middle of your ass crack.

5) Make sure you are doing #4.

6) Smoke a cigarette.

7) Never wear elbow pads, knee pads or a helmet when trying super hard aerial moves in a concrete pool.

8) Don’t talk too much.

9) Stop skating on your 25th birthday.

Stop it.
Any speed is too fast.

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